Birdie... Fore!

Can't stay outa that Sand Trap? Call on the NQGA (Not Quite Guardian Angel) of Golfers...Birdie Holeinone. She keeps a club handy to nudge your ball when the rest of your Foursome is looking the other way. She's also quite helpful in the Rough and at the Water Hazards (all those too-familiar places) and if you listen closely, she'll quietly whisper some divine tips to correct your Slice.

Retired in 2000.